This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It by David Wong
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Summary
Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends, and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.
I've listened to this book like 4 times and read it myself about 3 times too. Man, it's a freaking awesome book, written so damn well, super enjoyable and hilarious. I totally recommend it if you're into fantasy horror comedy.
This series is absolutely fantastic, and that's exactly why I love it. If you haven't had the chance to read the first book yet and you're hesitant about diving in, don't worry about it. Personally, I began with this particular book and still found it incredibly enjoyable.
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